And no this isn't one of those "I have this friend... She has a problem with ummm with fancying her biology teacher. Who's a woman and needs some advice..." type situations.
I get to zumba last night, have a quick scan of the room to check that I am still the youngest member by at least 20 years... I was wrong. There was another young'un.
She was wearing grey leggings.
Rookie mistake.
I knew what would happen straight away and unfortunately from my mambo, salsa, cha-cha-cha positioning I had a clear view. Things developed slowly, but by about half way through the grey was getting steadily darker in all unsightly areas. By the end it was a horrendous sight and I hope she got home soon enough to see the devistation in her mirror before it dried so she knows not to repeat it.
Thankfully it did stay mostly located around the "batty crease'- (technical term) and not to the "crack".
I had to google 'bum in hot pants' for this.
*UPDATE* She did it again twice. Bummer.
