Monday, 23 April 2012

12 things I Love right now and always. 12 because I'm more of a lover than a hater.... Today.


  1. My bed/Sleeping
  2. Mincers. Like the totally mincing gays who strut and have better shaped eyebrows than me. Louie Spence is my dream
  3. Mad sexy people. Women who are naturally sexy-I'm just jealous. Men who are sexy-I'm just intimidated
  4. Before and afters of interiors, furniture makeovers, fashion makeovers, people makeovers etc
  5. Joshua Radin
  6. Travelling (obvs) and doing CRAZY shit that you would only ever do travelling and acting like a Hippie
  7. Hilarious people. People who can really make me laugh. I'd dock off some of my picky points in the looks department for a guy who really makes me laugh. And when I mean laugh I mean when I cackle like a witch on E.
  8. Hearing hilarious terrible stories from my friends. Eg. Dropping your glasses down a poop filled toilet on a packed train. Getting asked out by the 15yr old UPS delivery boy at work. Getting caught on your home CCTV doing naughty things by your Dad. Having to get a stranger to cut your shoe lace with your nail scissors on a packed commuter train because it is caught in your trouser leg zip and cannot move.(I don't know either) (All of the above are real life situations- If you would like more intimate details on each situation I can arrange for the annonymous authors to write the stories for your amusement. You know who you all are!!)
  9. Tirimasu, chocolate cake, chocolate cheesecake, chocolate roulade, chocolate torte, choclate mousse, chocolate-chip shortbread, hot chocolate, avacados
  10. Random and spontaneous fun
  11. Loud music
  12. Sunshine. I am so happy spending days sunbathing, reading a good book and bopping to some good tunes
So please feel free to take me out somewhere in a sunny foreign country -Only sexy men need apply, to watch Louie Spence dance, listen to Joshua Radin sing- Loudly, tell me hilarious stories, make me laugh, show me pictures of interiors and feed me chocolate desserts.

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